Saturday, January 16, 2016

On a lighter note

🌐Some global opinions on marriages..

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Al Gore πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates 😝😝

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πŸ“„with me.
- Bill Clinton  πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- George W. Bush πŸ‘»

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani πŸ’£

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Michael Jordan 😜😜

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal 😘😘

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..
- Kobe Bryant😑😑

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
- David Hasselhoff😞😞

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Alec Baldwin πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Barack Obama😳😳


When you are in love,
Wonders happen.

But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,

somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..                                    πŸAn Excellent Line...

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ

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